Mommy-to-be and Jersey Shore starlet Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is at it again. Today her third(!) book, Gorilla Beach, hits shelves. Simultaneously. In fact, gorillas are just what Snooki calls big tanned dudes on steroids, so Gorilla Beach is just a beach with buff guidos on it. And this is just a. “Gorilla Beach” by Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi. Gallery Books pages, $ As I was climbing onto the elliptical machine at the gym with this book.

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But this book has you flipping pages before you’ve even finished because you have enooki know what happens next. The only way I can really describe this book is gross. Nov 25, Jayse rated it it was ok Shelves: She did it again!

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Snookj have read this book before, but I highly recommend this book and the one before it. May 08, Danee Douglas rated it liked it. I actually loved A Shore Thing and expected something similar with the sequel. I think my brain is fried just from reading. And then it hit me — DJ Koko.

No trivia or quizzes yet. It was a cute book, easy read. And so in reality this is a book about some Jersey Shore gals doing the kind of stuff Jersey Shore fans want to hear about them doing: Designed using Dispatch WordPress Theme.


And the nerdy character even learns to be less nerdy! This was an enjoyable and humorous read, but I’m giving it 2 stars to maintain my credibility. And so after ruling out Saturn-award-winning actor Brent Spiner, the next suspect on my list of potential authors was Saturn-award-winning writer and director George Lucas. Jersey’s sexiest guidettes are back for another scandalous summer at the Shore, and this time, Giovanna ‘Gia’ Spumanti and Isabella ‘Bella’ Rizzoli are raising the stakes to find thrills and hot gorillas – unemployment, douchebag exes, family drama, and dingy apartment be damned!

Just fun, harmless beach reading.

Aug 02, Danni Nicole rated it liked it. I actually am really hoping that snooko releases another book in this series. But when the girls unknowingly cross an overprotective mafiosa mama, all bets are off. George Lucas, rumored co-author of Gorilla Beach.

To see what your friends thought of this book, please sign up. Like something out of a George Lucas cinematic re-release, these kinds of zany freaks are shoehorned in to make the guido-verse feel more like a living and breathing place than the narrative provides.

It was a guilty pleasure read!

Aug 12, Snakesonabus rated it it was amazing. And tons of poop jokes. Please email webmaster fantasticfiction.

Gorilla Beach

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Yes, it’s just like watching an old bech of the Jersey Shore, but if you watched that than who are you to judge. Maybe one of the brothers, Mario and Luigi?


In the end, all the main characters open up a bar together called Venus, and they all contribute to the bar in their own unique way. May 22, Kimberly Andersen rated it it was amazing. I will read her other books. These distracting events and characters lend nothing to the tepid plot. For me, it suggests a classic adventure to unknown lands, a tale of mystery and ambition.

May 26, Lillian rated it really liked it Recommends it for: Their escort out of hell is Fredo, a weird and scrawny but hooked-up club manager from a prominent family, whose master plan is to pimp out Gia’s psychic gifts at the roulette tables. Gorilla Beach Book Review. This book feels weird right from the beginning. Just take a look at some of the chapter titles:.

Thanks for telling us about the problem. But you know what? I have to say, however, so far it’s more interesting than a lot of the other stinkers I’ve read lately. Return to Book Gprilla. Jul 14, Erin Kelly rated it liked it.